Bullish is a lot of things – it started as a blog, inspired by notes for a still-unwritten book entitled How to Make Money Without Becoming a Republican. Then, it became a conference and a membership society.
But also, people just loved to buy our patriarchy-mocking goods in our online shop , and now our warehouse stocks over 5,000 items! So sure, we have all the “Motherfucking Girl Power” socks, but we also have, like, some cute kitchen stuff for your Aunt Louise. Even stuff for Dad. We’ve expanded. We contain multitudes. We’ve got you.
Holiday Ornaments
Make the yuletide gay, and by gay we mean actually gay.
Smash the Patriarchy Christmas Ornament in Fuchsia
Smash the Fucking Patriarchy Blush Pink Holiday Ornament
Resistmas Holiday Ornaments in Gold and Black
Make The Yuletide Gay Laser Cut Holiday Ornament
SecularCelebrator Laser Cut Ornament in Blue
Deck The Halls with Equality Laser Cut Ornament
Ceramic Ornaments
Have a Holly Dolly Christmas, to everyone except Jolene.
Happy Holidays You Get A Car! Oprah Winfrey Christmas Ornament
Have Yourself A Ziggy Little Christmas David Bowie Holiday Ornament
Happy Holidays You Sleigh Beyoncé Christmas Ornament
Wishing You A White Christmas Betty White Holiday Ornament
Got You Two Weeks Off Work Holiday Ornament
All I Want For Christmas Is You Mariah Carey Christmas Ornament
Thank You For Being A Friend Golden Girls Christmas Ornament
Merry Christmas Don’t Fck It Up RuPaul Christmas Ornament
Let’s Party Like It’s 1999 Prince Christmas Ornament
Dolly Parton Ornament
Ruth Bader Ginsburg Ornament
Merry Christmas Okurrrrrr Cardi B Christmas Ornament
Bill Murray Christmas Ornament
Fridge Magnets Make Great Stocking Stuffers
I mean, it might be a little weird to be like, here is a tiny Sylvia Plath, but sometimes the holidays are like a bell jar.
Finger Puppet Magnets
Dorothy Parker Refrigerator Magnet and Finger Puppet
Frida Kahlo Refrigerator Magnet and Finger Puppet
Georgia O’Keeffe Refrigerator Magnet and Finger Puppet
Ruth Bader Ginsburg Refrigerator Magnet and Finger Puppet
Sylvia Plath Refrigerator Magnet and Finger Puppet
Uhura Magnetic Personality 4″ Magnetic Doll
Wonder Woman Magnetic Personality – Finger Puppet Fridge Magnet
Zora Neale Hurston Magnetic Personality 4″ Doll
Maya Angelou Magnetic Personality Fridge Magnet Doll
Button Magnets
Itsy-bitsy stocking stuffers. Also helpful when trying to add a couple more bucks to juuuust reach that free shipping minimum.
Clean Up Your Shit Button-Style Magnet
Do Your Damn Dishes Button-Style Magnet
Sorry Not Sorry Button-Style Magnet
Nailed It! Button Style Magnet
Don’t Be A Dick Button-Style Magnet
Ovaries Before Brovaries Button Magnet
Pens & Pencils
Look, as gifts go, it’s hard to go wrong with pens and pencils. Everyone uses them. No one’s ever like, oh no, pens, I’m afraid I already have pens. Unlike, say, a gravy boat. You probably only need one of those. Or zero. But pens? Bring ’em on.
Pencils
Boss Lady Pencil Set with Gold Lettering
Because F*ck Adulting Pencil Set in Baby Blue
Because Fuck You Pencil Set in Mint
Calm Your Tits Pencil Set in Blush Pink
Girls in STEM Pencil Set – Pack of 6
Fuck This Place Wooden Pencil Set in Green
Fuck All Y’all Pencil Set in Deep Purple
Feminist Unicorn Pencils in Neon Pink
Good Vibes Only Pencil Set in Rainbow
Hustle, Darling Pencil Set with Gold Lettering
I Hate Pants Yellow Pencil Set
I Need a Goddamn Nap Pencil Set in Robin Blue
Whatthefuckever Pencil Set in Blue
Mind Your Business Pencil Set in Red
Like A Boss Pencil Set with Gold Lettering
I. Hate. Bras. Wooden Pencil Set in Pastel Blue
You Got This Set of 6 Multicolor Pencils
You Da Best Pencil Set in Pinks and Purples
Pens
This Meeting is Bullshit Pen in Black and Gold
Blush Pink Black Dots Fashion Pen
That’s Bananas Tropical Fruit Fashion Pen
Believe In Today Rainbow Fashion Pen
Impeach the Patriarchy Pen in West Wing Blue
Nailed It Neon Grid Fashion Pen in Pink
Note To Self Fashion Pen in Pink and Gold
Eyelashes Pen Set with Signature Hand Drawn Eyelashes
GET IT TOGETHER Pen in Gift Box, Pink and Gold
Important: Underlining Underway! 6-Color Clicky Pen with SCENTED Gel Ink
You Got This and Strong + Courageous Girl Power Pen Set in Pink
Like A Boss and Boss Lady Pen Set in Pink and Aqua
Boss Lady Pen in Cherry Red with Gold accents
Read Feminist Books Black Pen Pack – 6 Pens
Ridiculously Motivational Pen Set in Multicolor Pack
Snarky Boss Lady Pen Set in Brilliant Multicolor – Set of 6 Pens
Positivity Pens in Gift Box – Set of 5
Pins & Patches
Pins! Get yourself a jean jacket and start collecting! Or just give these to people. They’re easy to mail, easy to transport to holiday gatherings. They’re fun, they go on stuff, what more could you want?
Pins
Broad City Twin Enamel Pins
Pin of Positivity Enamel Pin
Ruth Bader Ginsburg and I Dissent Enamel Pins
Rosie Says “We Can Do It!” Colorful Enamel Pins Set of 2
Pyjamas for Life Enamel Pin
Diamond Kiss Lapel Pin
Neutral in Situations Of Injustice Pin
Chaos Emeralds Enamel Pin
The Order of the Phoenix Enamel Pin
Not Interested Button Pin in Magenta
Happy Bong Enamel Pin
BITCH Lips Acrylic Pin
Woven Macramé Enamel Pin in Rose Gold
Coffee Is Like A Hug In A Mug Enamel Pin
Forever Tired – Enamel Pin with Rainbow Design
Pizza and Beer = True Love Enamel Pin
Your Unsolicited Advice – Enamel Pin in Rainbow Plate
I Love Myself – Enamel Pin in Rainbow
Leading Lady Glitter Enamel Pin in White Glitter
Witchy Bitch Glitter Ouija Planchette Enamel Pin
Leave Me Alone – Enamel Pin With Rainbow Design
Together Like Tacos & Hot Sauce Enamel Pin
Mom AF Pink Enamel Pin on Gift Card
The Truth Is Out There UFO Enamel Pin on Gift Card
Feminist Rose Gold Enamel Pin
Space Explorer Rainbow Enamel Pin
Snooze Enamel Pin with Silver Detailing
Drank Enough Water Medal Enamel Pin in Purple
Do Work Dream Machine Enamel Pin
Not My President Enamel Pin in Black and Gold
Less Whine More Wine Enamel Pin
You Are Safe Here Enamel Shell Pin
3 Piece Snarky Button Sets
Funny, unisex, monochrome… these are all adjectives. Your gift recipient will now have button options. Also, some of these are about dogs.
3pc Pin Button Set With “What Ever” “Nope. Not Today.” & “2 Words, 1 Finger” Design Pin
3pc Pin Button Set With “Do I Look Like I Rise & Shine?” “Another Day Ruined By Responsibility” & “Requires Constant Supervision” Design Pins
3pc Pin Button Set With “I Flunked Anger Management” “Friday Is My Second Favorite F Word” & “Don’t Push My Button” Design Pins
3pc Pin Button Set “I Can’t Have Kids, My Dog Is Allergic,” “Less Humans, More Dogs,” & “Dogs Because People Suck” Pins
3pc Pin Button Set “You Had Me At Rescue,” “Dogs Have Owners, Cats Have Staff,” & “My BFF Has Paws” Pins
3pc Pin Button Set “Zero Barks Given,” “Shed Happens, Brush It Off,” & “My Dog Can’t Hold His Licker” Pins
3pc Pin Button Set “Hangovers Are For Amateurs” “I See Drunk People” & “Not Drunk, Soberly Challenged” Pins
3pc Pin Button Set With “Sarcasm I Not For Amateurs” “Leave Me Alone” & “Need. More. Sleep” Design Pins
3pc Pin Button Set “Real Men Love Cats,” “Show Me Your Kitties,” & “Cats Naps Snacks” Pins
3pc Pin Button Set “Coffee Because Adulting Is Hard” “My Blood Type Is Coffee” & “Coffee Before Talkie” Pins
3pc Pin Button Set With “I Used To Drink… But That Was Hours Ago.” “I’ll Drink To That!” & “May Contain Alcohol” Design Pins
3pc Pin Button Set “I Make Beer Disappear” “B.E.E.R. Brew. Enjoy. Empty. Repeat.” & “Beer Made Me Do It” Pins
3pc Pin Button Set with “Ew, People” “Today I Refuse To Give A Shit” & “#IDGAF” Design Pins
3pc Pin Button Set “Wine Is The Answer… What Is The ?” “Wine Diva” & “On Cloud Wine” Pins
Patches
We admit, these are a little bit of a craft project. But people are into them! People who can sew or iron, anyway.
Fight Like a Girl Iron On Embroidered Patch
Introverts Unite (In Your Own Homes) No-Sew Patch
Unicorn and Rainbow Iron On Patch
All of My Exes Are Ghosts Iron On Patch in Tombstone Shimmery Grey
Boss Lady Patch in Blue Heart
White Men In Suits Ruin Everything Patch in Rainbow
Dogs and Wine Make Everything Fine No-Sew Patch
Happy Fruit Iron On Patches in Pear and Banana 2 Pack
Iron On Flag Patches Pack of 4 in Neon Colors
Nope Heart Patch in Red Iron-On Patch
Lookin’ Sharp Patch in Succulent Design
Don’t Be a Prick Iron On Patch in Prickly Cactus on Pink Patch
The Truth Is Out There I Believe UFO Patch
The Best Drinks We Share With Friends Good Times Patch
Feminist Killjoy Patch in Pastels
Got Out Of Bed Champion No-Sew Patch
It’s Meow or Never Cat Iron On Patch in Blush Pink
Cats and Wine Make Everything Fine No-Sew Adhesive Patch
Be Strong You Are Inspiring Weightlifter Patch
Behold My Feminist Agenda Patch in Pastel Pink and Rainbow
Women’s Socks
Socks! They’re more or less universal. They make good gifts in the winter. Some of them say “fuck” on them. Most of them don’t, in case your Aunt Louise likes cat jokes but not f-bombs.
Crew Socks
I Have to Pee…Again Women’s Crew Socks in Blue with Black Horse
My Cat Says You’re Dumb Ribbed Gym Socks in Burgundy and Turquoise
Bring Your Wine To Work Day Socks in Office Print
Go Away I’m Introverting Women’s Crew Socks in Pink
Hi, I Don’t Care, Thanks Women’s Socks
Body By Pizza Gym Socks in Pink and Yellow
Cute, But Psycho Women’s Crew Socks in Pink and Green
I Gave A Fuck Once Women’s Socks
Hope You Like Amazing Women’s Socks
One More Episode Women’s Crew Socks
Dang It All To Heck Women’s Socks
Santa Socks in Red, White, and Black
Do It Tomorrow Day Women’s Socks
Emoji #’s Socks
Atomic Mom Women’s Crew Socks
Boss Lady Whipcrack Socks in Red
I’m A Nerd Women’s Crew Socks
This Beer Is Making Me Awesome Socks in Light Blue and Yellow
Mmm Donuts Socks
I’m a Delicate Fucking Flower Women’s Crew Socks
Ankle Socks
We just have a lot of socks. DON’T PUSH ME, say the socks.
Hellraiser Women’s Ankle Socks
Being a Girl Ankle Socks in Pink
It’s Lazy Time Women’s Ankle Socks
I Have Mood Swings Ankle Socks
I Heart Crying Women’s Ankle Socks
I’ll Behave Never Women’s Ankle Socks
You Smell Delicious Women’s Ankle Socks
Pizza Fixes Everything Women’s Ankle Socks
You’re So Fresh Women’s Ankle Socks
This Girl Takes No Shit Women’s Ankle Socks
I Identify As A Badass Women’s Ankle Socks
You’re Beautiful, Don’t Change Women’s Ankle Socks
You’re So Damn Pretty Women’s Ankle Socks
Fuck ‘Em Women’s Ankle Socks with Pineapple Head
My Filter Needs To Be Replaced Women’s Ankle Socks
This Girl’s Got A Lot To Say Women’s Ankle Socks
Don’t Push Me Women’s Ankle Socks in Blue Floral
So Many Keychains
We’re broadcasting our Strong Bisexual Energy from as far away as … well, about as far away as we parked.
Say No To Bros Motel Keychain in Translucent Deep Purple
Grown Ass Woman Motel Style Keychain in Black and White
F*ck Yes You Glorious B*tch Motel Style Keychain in White
Knock Me Down 9 Times, I Get Up 10 Motel Style Keychain in Dark Red
Empowered Women Empower Women
Keys To This Tiny Thing I Share With Roommates Motel Style Keychain in Translucent Yellow
In A Deeply Fulfilling Relationship With Food Translucent Motel Style Keychain
I Have a PhD in Awesome Yellow Motel Style Keychain
Socialist Snowflake White Motel Style Keychain
Men Are Trash Don’t @ Me Motel Keychain in Dark Red
Strong Bisexual Energy Motel Style Keychain in Black
Don’t Be a Drag Just Be a Queen Black Motel Style Keychain
Mansplainers Will Be Punished Motel Style Keychain in Translucent Blue
Don’t Sext And Drive Motel Style Keychain in Translucent Yellow
Impeach the Patriarchy Motel Style Keychain in Dark Red
The Matriarchy Is Coming Black Motel Style Keychain
Head Bitch in Charge Motel Style Keychain in Translucent Blue
In the Resisterhood Black Motel Style Keychain
Yeah I Lift Weights Black Motel Style Keychain
So Pretty and Witty and Gay Motel Style Keychain in Dark Red
Mug Life
Mugs. A great gift for cold weather. Everyone likes a hot beverage, right? Coffee, tea, hot chocolate? Everyone appreciates a new mug. Sometimes people are opening their presents like, oh, great, another jewelry tree, where am I going to put this? Now I own an inflatable cactus, WTF mom? No one ever says that about mugs. They just go put the mug in its new home with the other mugs. Sometimes they think of you while imbibing.
Fuck It Is The New Hustle Mug
This is Probably Wine Coffee Mug
Hustle Watercolor Coffee Mug
Rise and Grind Coffee Mug
Boss Lady Coffee Mug
Feminist Coffee Mug in Red
Boss Lady Gold Travel Mug
Exhale The Bullshit Mug in Ceramic and Gold
Strong + Courageous Campfire Mug in Stoneware
I Was Born To Be Wild Mug in Peach
Coffee Forever – Enamel Camping Mug
Wild Femme Organic Round Mug
Scream For Caffeine – Enamel Camping Mug
Brunch Wine Nap Campfire Mug in Stoneware
Donut Disturb Enamel Camping Coffee Mug
Everyday I’m Hustlin’ Gold Coffee Mug
Scientist Lithographie Mug in Porcelain with Gilded Handle
Prof. Lithographie Mug in Porcelain with Gilded Handle
CEO Lithographie Mug in Porcelain with Gilded Handle
Monday Has Cooties Ceramic Mug in Lilac
There’s Probably Cat Hair In This Mug in Matte Black
Pill Pot Chocolate Mug in Pill Container Design
Rise Up Stoneware Mug in Pink with Winged Heart
Everyday I’m Hustlin’ Travel Mug in Pink and Cream
2 Words, 1 Finger. Coffee Mug in Black and White
Instant Human Just Add Coffee Mug in Black and White
Sorry Not Sorry Enamel Coated Stainless Steel Camping Mug
I’d Love To But My Dog Says No Mug in Matte Black
You Know Why Weak Men are Afraid of Strong Women Coffee Mug
I Run Entirely On Caffeine, Sarcasm, + Inappropriate Thoughts Coffee Mug in Black
Handmade Jewelry for Badass Babes
We work with over forty makers of small batch and handmade goods.
Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are Hand Stamped Cuff Bracelet
CEO,000,000 Stamped Bracelet
The Betty Collection: Silver Teeth Necklace
SLAY Hand Stamped Cuff Bracelet
Girl Gang Banner Charm Necklace in Pastel Yellow
Fearless Hand Stamped Brass Cuff Bracelet
Handmade Illuminati Necklace
Badass Bitch Hand Stamped Brass Cuff Bracelet
Cat Lady Hand Stamped Brass Cuff Bracelet
Luxe Living
You fancy bitch, you! Look at you drinking bathtub prosecco in your luxury shower cap.
Beautiful Rose Mineral Bath Soak
Amelie Shower Cap In Dark Tropics – Bath wrap in dark florals
Hands Off! Unbreakable Floating Pool/Bath Wine Glass in ’80s Pink
Ugh. Sleep Mask in Purple and Silver
Amelie Shower Cap In Monochrome Stripe – Black and white shower wrap
Amelie Shower Cap In Nantucket
Four Piece Handmade Rock Soap Set
Fuck Off Leopard Print Sleep Mask
Copper Foil Square Throw Pillow
Squishy Handmade Crochet Octopus in Peach, Coral or Aqua
Out Of Office Passport Case & Luggage Tag Set
Marble Tape Dispenser in Pink
Killin’ It Glass Dome Paperweight in Multicolor
We Live Like This Metal Trinket Tray
USB Gold Glitter Cable for iPhone™
Succulent Sculpture in Copper, Blush Pink, Champagne, or Gold Planter
Witchy Holiday Season
Sometimes people keep saying “the holidays” and you’re like, actually, my favorite holiday was in October.
Secretly A Witch Socks in Green and Black
Witch’s Brew Coffee Mug in White with Purple Potion
Witchy Bitch Glitter Ouija Planchette Enamel Pin
I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good Enamel Pin
Double Black Cat Brooch Set
Spell Book Journal in Black with Gold Lettering
Today’s Plans: Feminism, Socialism, Witchcraft, Pizza Travel Mug in Navy Blue
Hexes for My Exes Enamel Pin in Black and Red
Feminist Agenda Vinyl Sticker in Blush Pink
That’s just a small tour of some of the items in our shop!
All ready to ship to you from Brooklyn, NY.
Visit the goddamn store already!